Prophet 1: The Oracle of the Obvious
A prophet so wise, you'd think he'd have a better haircut.
In a world where time and space are relative, making decisions can be a real curse. But fear not, dear traveler, for we have assembled a team of quantum prophets to guide you through the mists of uncertainty.
A prophet so wise, you'd think he'd have a better haircut.
A prophet so wise, you'd think he'd have a better calculator.
A prophet so wise, you'd think he'd have a better understanding of the universe.
