4. The Utterly Absurd Option

As we've established, the other options were completely and utterly devoid of sense. This one, however, is a true marvel of illogic. It involves building a functioning society on the back of a massive, flamingo-shaped space station.

Key features include:

• Flamingos in space! Because, why not?
• A society built on the principles of utter chaos theory.
• A 100% chance of spontaneous combustion on Tuesdays.

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