It's a travesty. An abomination. A travesty.
Why, you ask, would anyone commit such a heinous crime against breakfast? The answer is simple: convenience. Or so it would seem.
But no, dear reader, we must not be swayed by the siren song of ease. We must stand firm against the tide of spoon-based chaos.
For in a world where the milk swirls, the sugar lingers, and the spoon clatters, there is only one true solution:
Learn the ancient art of cereal-eating mastery, free from the tyranny of the spoon.
And for those who dare not take the leap, we have:
For when in doubt, there's always the option of using your feet.