Our Featured Items
Check out our latest and greatest in Neo-Brutalist fashion:
Why Choose Us
Our accessories are designed to make a statement, because who needs subtlety, anyway?
Because your outfit wasn't making a statement, now it will.
Check out our latest and greatest in Neo-Brutalist fashion:
Our accessories are designed to make a statement, because who needs subtlety, anyway?
Our most eye-searing, soul-crisis-inducing items:
1. Glow-in-the-Dark Socks - Because who needs sleep when you can see in the dark?
2. Neon-Powered Sunglasses - For when you want to make eye contact with the sun.
3. Flame-Resistant Handbag - Fire can be a real fashion statement, but not when it's on your hand.