As the universe teeters on the brink of collapse, the council of esteemed physicists gathered to address the pressing issue of Quantum Quakes.
After much deliberation, they arrived at decision 5, the most radical of all: Mandatory Quake Training.
This bold initiative aims to prepare the populace for the impending quakes by forcing all citizens to participate in rigorous quake simulation exercises.
But don't just take their word for it! See the Implementation Plan for details.
And don't forget to read the Objections from the Council of Concerned Grandpas, who are still clinging to their rocking chairs.