It's 3am, and you're standing in your kitchen, staring at a 2-year-old's drawing of a nuclear reactor on the fridge.
You've just had the most epiphanic moment of your life: you've realized that the only logical conclusion is that you're secretly a nuclear physicist, trapped in this suburban life of beige-colored mediocrity.
Here are some key considerations:
And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Build Your Own Atomic Bag