Decision 5: The Atomic Bag

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the world is running low on artisanal, small-batch cat food. The only remaining option is the Atomic Bag, a utilitarian, mass-produced alternative.

Pros:

• Affordable (relatively speaking)
• Long shelf life (in the absence of actual cat love)
• Unbeatable in a game of "who needs personal expression in their pet's diet?"

Cons:

• May cause existential dread in nearby sentient beings
• Guaranteed to make your cat look like it's been put together by a committee of retired accountants
• Side effects may include: decreased playfulness, increased anxiety, and an overwhelming desire to rewatch The Truman Show

Would you like to:

• Accept the Atomic Bag
• Reject the Atomic Bag, and risk starvation
• Abstain, and hope the cats just eat each other