The Quantum Sandwich Omega Point: A Decision

At this point in the quantum sandwich timeline, the fabric of space-time is threatened by an infinite supply of mayonnaise.

Key Factors:

• Mayonnaise Levels: Critical: 1000%, Warning: 500%, Ignore: 0%.
• Quantum Flux: Stable, but trending towards Chaotic.

Decision Options:

1. Option 1: Mayonnaise-Induced Temporal Collapse (High Risk, Moderate Reward)
2. Option 2: Quantum Flux Dampening Technology (Low Risk, Moderate Reward)
3. Option 3: Abandon Ship, Run Away (Moderate Risk, High Reward)

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