The Atomic Super Salad: A Decision of Epic Proportions
By the power vested in us, we have decided to create the most epic salad the world has ever seen.
- Chopped lettuce so crisp, it defies the laws of nature.
- Creamy, crunchy, and utterly bewildering.
- Tomatoes so ripe, they'll make you question your life choices.
- Carrots so orange, they'll blind you with their sheer brilliance.
And the pièce de résistance:
- Atomic-Grade Tofu - the answer to all life's greatest mysteries.
We're not kidding. This salad is the answer to world peace.
Or, at least, it's a pretty good start.