The Sushi of No Regrets Buoy

A place where you can indulge in the finest, most regret-inducing cuisine the world has to offer.

• The Sadness Index - Track your emotional progress as you devour our signature dishes
• The Sadness Sushi Shop - Where every piece is a reminder that you'll never be happy
• The Sadness Menu - A culinary journey of disappointment and despair

Specialties:

• The Regret Burger: A patty of beef, regret, and disappointment, served with a side of "I should've gotten the salad".
• The Sadness Salad: A mix of wilted greens, crushed dreams, and a sprinkle of "you could've done better".
• The "I'm-a-Disaster" Dumplings: Steamed to perfection, served with a side of "you're-doing-it-all-wrong".