The Sushi of No Regrets Buoy
A place where you can indulge in the finest, most regret-inducing cuisine the world has to offer.
Specialties:
- The Regret Burger: A patty of beef, regret, and disappointment, served with a side of "I should've gotten the salad".
- The Sadness Salad: A mix of wilted greens, crushed dreams, and a sprinkle of "you could've done better".
- The "I'm-a-Disaster" Dumplings: Steamed to perfection, served with a side of "you're-doing-it-all-wrong".