7 Sushi of No Regrets Recipes

Because you've had 7 chances, you're either a master or a disaster.

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Recipe 7: Sushi of No Regrets

For the truly committed, this is the recipe that will make you cry, sweat, and possibly call your mom to apologize for burning down the kitchen.

  1. Cook 1 hour of rice, then set it on fire.
  2. Roll the flames into neat little balls.
  3. Top with regret and disappointment.
  4. Repeat until the fire department comes for you.
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