Today, Atomic Dog, the most discerning canine connoisseur, has made its decision:
YES!
It seems that the application for the Golden Sausage award has been approved!
But wait, what's this? A new request for an upgrade to the Golden Sausage Plus award has arrived!
Click here for more information on the Golden Sausage Plus.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try reforming the sausage industry altogether!
Reports are emerging that Atomic Dog is considering a major rebranding of the Golden Sausage award.
Details are sketchy, but sources close to the dog say that the new name will be:
The Atomic Sausage Supreme
Stay tuned for further updates, or click here for our previous coverage on the topic.
Atomic Dog has, in a shocking turn of events, decided not to approve the Golden Sausage award for this year.
It seems that the application was, in the dog's words, "a travesty, a sham, a catastrophe."
Don't worry, though - there's always next year! Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try reforming the sausage industry altogether!