Atomic Super Broth: Unleashing the Power of Destruction

( Warning: Do not attempt to make this broth at home. Seriously, don't. We're not kidding. )

Ingredients:

• 1 can of Nuclear-grade Cabbage
• 3 cups of Radioactive Water
• 1/4 teaspoon of Mutagenic Spice
• 1/2 cup of Fusion Fuel

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large, heavily reinforced container.
2. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes.
3. Stir counterclockwise for 11 minutes.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until desired level of radiation achieved.

Safety Precautions:

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, permanent scarring, or spontaneous combustion.

Related Pages:

• Atomic Super Broth Safety Guidelines
• The Atomic Super Broth Recipe Book
• Atomic Broth Cooking Tips