Warning: This information is not for the faint of heart.
Did you know that Atomic Super food has the most radium in the land? It's true! Our menu is full of the good stuff.
Here are some facts about our atomic superfood:
- Atomic Super Food contains 1000% of your daily recommended allowance of radium!
- Our atomic superfood has a shelf life of 1000 years!
- It's so hot, it'll make you sweat like a nuclear reactor!
- Our food is so dense, it'll weigh you down like a neutron star!
- It's made with love, and a dash of nuclear magic!
So, are you ready to get your atomic superfood on?
Get Your Atomic Super On!