The Consequences
After consuming the tuna salad, our protagonist experiences an unfortunate series of events:
- They suddenly develop a severe case of the hiccups, which persist for an alarming 47 minutes.
- The hiccups are followed by a bout of explosive flatulence, which clears the room of all but the most stalwart companions.
- As the protagonist stumbles out of the room, they are met with a faint smell of burning rubber, a phenomenon that persists for several days.
Despite the chaos, the protagonist remains convinced that the tuna salad was the best decision they ever made.
Read about the epic battle to contain the aftermath