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Decree 1: All ships must be painted neon pink.
Decree 2: All aliens must wear matching jumpsuits.
Decree 3: All spaceships must be equipped with an espresso machine.
Decree 4: All planetary surfaces must feature at least 3 billboards for intergalactic fast-food chains.
Decree 5: All sentient beings must be fluent in at least 3 alien languages.
Decree 6: All spacesuits must be made from the finest imported moon-fur.
Decree 7: All galaxies must be ruled by a council of intergalactic accountants.
Decree 8: All space battles must be settled through a 3-hour rap battle.
Decree 9: All aliens must be required to wear their name tags on their foreheads.
Decree 10: All space-time must be measured in units of tacos.

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