The Quantum Pizza Tossing Decision

In a shocking turn of events, our pizza tossing algorithm has reached a critical impasse. Do we:

• Take a quantum leap of faith and trust the algorithm?
• Abandon all hope and restart from scratch?
• Enter a superposition of uncertainty, where all options exist simultaneously?
• Apply Schrödinger's cat principle and observe the pizza until it's done?
• Create a multitude of parallel universes with multiple pizza toppings?