THE 8 BILLIONTH WORLD OF MEAT

Welcome to the 8 billionth world of meat, where the skies are perpetually covered in a fine dust of bacon grease and the sun shines like a sizzling hot dog.

Here, the ancient ones of the Meat Council have decreed that every decision must be made with the guidance of a wise and just Bratwurst.

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Decision 8: The Great Meat-ocalypse

It has come to the attention of the Meat Council that the world's meat supply has reached critical mass. Do we:

1. A) Call for an immediate Meat-buffet to be held in the city center, where every citizen can come and eat to their heart's content?
2. B) Implement a rationing program, where each citizen is allocated a limited amount of meat per week?
3. C) Declare Meat-Freedom Day, where all meat is free and we party like it's 1999?
4. D) Send a team of highly-trained Meat-Soldiers to negotiate with the Meat-Vendors and come to a mutually-beneficial agreement?

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