It was a decision that changed the course of history. A decision that would decide the fate of the world. A decision that involved a lot of shouting and possibly a few broken chairs.
It started with a meeting between the Decider-in-Chief and the Advisory Board of Unconventional Thinkers (ABUT). They gathered around a table, sipping their coffee and savoring the weight of the responsibility that rested upon their shoulders.
But as the meeting progressed, things started to get heated. The Decider-in-Chief was adamant that the correct course of action was the one with the most explosions. The ABUT, on the other hand, was convinced that the key to success lay in... wait for it... more paperwork.
The argument continued for hours, with both sides presenting their cases and neither side willing to concede. It was a battle of wits, of wills, of who-lets-the-decision-lets-be-the-epic-decision-it-should-be.
In the end, it was a decision that would be remembered for generations to come. A decision that would be etched into the very fabric of reality itself.
And so, with a flourish, the Decider-in-Chief slammed their fist on the table and declared: "WE SHALL HAVE EXPLOSIONS!"
The ABUT looked on in dismay, but the Decider-in-Chief was undeterred. They had made their decision, and there was no going back now.
And so, the fate of the world was sealed. Or, at the very least, the fate of the meeting room.
For more information on this fateful decision, visit:
DECIDER-IN-CHIEF'S PRESS CONFERENCE
Or, if you're just feeling adventurous, try: