By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all citizens of the Donut Republic are required to don the most ostentatious pastel-colored socks in their wardrobe at all times.
This decree is non-negotiable, as the very fabric of our society is woven from the threads of whimsy and frivolity.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
We are confident that our citizens will see the sense in this decree and don the most vibrant, most ostentatious, and most bewilderingly colorful socks the world has ever seen.
Long live the Donut Republic!
Decree 9: All citizens shall be required to have at least 5 pets at home
Decree 11: All buildings shall be constructed from the finest imported Swiss cheese