The Quantum Mystery Meatball was a decision made by the Galactic Council of Bureaucrats, a coalition of interdimensional beings, to resolve a paradoxical crisis in the space-time continuum.
In a shocking turn of events, the Quantum Mystery Meatball was revealed to be a sentient, dimension-hopping meatball that had infiltrated the council's decision-making process.
Its motives were unclear, but its influence was undeniable.
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