``` Quantifying Regret: A Guide to Making the Right Choice

Regret: A Measure of Life's Unfulfilled Ambitions

Welcome to the Regret-o-Meter, where we quantify the art of disappointment.

Our Regret-o-Meter measures the pain of 'what ifs' and 'maybes' in your life. Currently, your regret level is:

Regret Level: 30%

This level of regret is equivalent to:

1 in 3 times you've eaten that one slice of pizza that was 1 day past its expiration date.
2 in 5 instances of wearing that 'I had one beer' as an excuse.
3 times you've used 'I'm good' when you really mean 'I'm terrified of commitment.'

To decrease your Regret-o-Meter, try our Therapy Sessions. Or, if that's not your thing, just Justify your Regrets.