The Great Donut Relocation of 2019

It all started with a whispered rumor, a hush-toned conversation between two donut shop owners. "They're moving the sprinkles."

At first, no one suspected a thing. The donut shops stood like normal, their rows of colorful treats a beacon of sugar-coated hope. But as the days passed, the sprinkles began to disappear at an alarming rate.