You woke up, and for some reason, you had an overwhelming desire to acquire 17 rubber chickens. You spent the next 4 hours on the internet, buying 17 rubber chickens. Now you have 17 rubber chickens in your living room. What do you do?

Side effects may include:

* Your significant other is no longer speaking to you * Your credit card is crying itself to sleep every night * Your house is now a hazard to navigation

Consult the Impulse Buyers Union for guidance on how to deal with these symptoms.