We've all been there: stuck in a sea of options, unable to choose between pizza and tacos for lunch. But fear not, dear friend, for we have discovered the secret to unlocking the power of quantum entanglement in decision-making!
With our revolutionary new technology, you can entangle your choices and make decisions with the speed and certainty of a superposition!
But be warned: our technology has been known to cause:
So, are you ready to unlock the power of quantum entanglement?
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