About Us (Sort Of)

We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly bemused decision-making experts.

We specialize in making choices for you, because let's be real, you're probably too busy to do it yourself.

Our team consists of:

Our Founder:

Zara "The Decision Queen" Doe, a renowned expert in the field of "What to Wear" and "Where to Eat."

Learn more about Zara's impressive credentials

Our Czar:

Raj "The Decision King" Patel, a master of "Should I Take the Bus or the Train" and "Is This Pizza Hot?"

Find out about Raj's extensive background in decision-making

Our Intern:

Betty "The Decision Intern" Smith, a fresh faced and slightly confused junior decision maker.

See Betty in action (or not)

Don't have any real decisions to make? No problem! Our decision-makers are on standby, ready to make choices for you 24/7.

Just kidding, we're not really on standby. We're just sitting in the break room, playing solitaire.