Philosophical Rants

Because, you know, the meaninglessness of existence is just so... exhausting. Where's the coffee?

On the Futility of Choice

Do you know what's even more absurd than the concept of free will? Making a decision. I mean, seriously, what's the point of having options? It's all just a never-ending cycle of anxiety and buyer's remorse.

Why not just let the algorithm decide for you? At least that way you'll never have to deal with the crushing weight of responsibility.

Want more on this prophets' conundrum? Check out Paradoxical Pain for more of our thoughts on the subject.

On the Inevitability of Regret

We all know that in the grand tapestry of existence, every decision is a thread of regret. But have you ever stopped to consider the existential implications of what-ifs?

Like, what if you'd just eaten that extra slice of pizza? Would you be here today? Probably not. But then, where's the fun in that?

Futile Futility