Congratulations on purchasing the Atomic Bag Choker 3000!
To assemble the device, follow these steps:
- Place the bag on a flat surface.
- Locate the bag's topmost extremity and attach the Choking Device 9000.
- Connect the Choking Device 9000 to the Bag's Power Port.
- Flip the switch.
Troubleshooting
If the bag fails to choke, ensure the Choking Device 9000 is properly aligned with the Bag's Power Port.
Also, check for Bag Choking Syndrome (BCS). If present, discontinue use and consult a professional.
Warranty Disclaimer
The Atomic Bag Choker is a patented device. Not responsible for damage caused by excessive bag-choking.
Side effects may include but not be limited to: Warranty Disclaimer (Detailed).