After conducting an exhaustive search of our highly scientific and utterly arbitrary rating system, our team of experts (and by experts, we mean our interns) have determined that the Atomic Bag 9000 is... wait for it... Bag Better Than Expected!
We're not saying it's the best, but it's definitely not the worst. It's like the bag equivalent of a participation trophy, but without the participation.
Key Features:
Unpredictable Fabric - You never know when it's going to decide to be a different color or texture. It's like a surprise party in your closet!
Excessive Pocket Placement - You'll find pockets in the most unlikely places. Like, who needs a pocket on the inside of the pocket?