Neon String Suspenders FAQ
Q: What are Neon String Suspenders?
A: They're a type of fashionable, glow-in-the-dark suspenders for your pants. Because, why not?
Q: Are they safe?
A: Our lawyers said it's okay. But honestly, they're not really a safety hazard. We just made up that answer.
Q: Can I use them as a weapon?
A: No. That's not what they're for. Unless you're a ninja, in which case, go for it.
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