Reasons to Panic
- The coffee machine is out of order 17 times faster than it should be.
- The IT guy is on a three-hour lunch.
- The intern is trying to "help" and is actually making things worse.
And don't even get me started on the vending machine...
Abandoning Ship
- Leave a note for your colleagues saying "I'm going for it" and a few choice words about the state of the office.
- Grab a few "I'm sorry, not sorry" cookies from the break room.
- Head out the door and into the great unknown... or the nearest happy hour.
Don't forget to set your email to "auto-response: I'm on a desert island, please do not contact me."