In the event of a catastrophic system failure, our Safety Features have got you covered. Well, not literally covered, but you'll be protected from the impending doom.
Our Emergency Panic Button will alert you to any impending threats, and our Automated System Shutdown will save your data from certain destruction.
But wait, there's more! Our Self-Destruct Sequence is only triggered by extreme circumstances, like a rogue AI taking over the world or a zombie apocalypse. Don't worry, it's totally not a concern.