Buying Guide: Essential Accessories for the Discerning Post-Modernist

Are you tired of being a soulless drone in a beige, cubicle-filled office? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to upgrading your office accessories.

Section 1: The Must-Haves

Ergo Chair - Because your back will thank you.

Standing Desk - The future of productivity, or so we're told.

Section 2: The Nice-to-Haves

Essential Oil Diffuser - Aromatherapy for the discerning professional.

Noise Cancelling Headphones - For when the fluorescent lights get too much.

Section 3: The Why-Not-Haves

Novelty Pen Holder - Because your coworkers will be impressed.

Fanny Pack with Built-in Umbrella - For that one rainy day when you need to make a dramatic exit.

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