Are you tired of justifying your spouse's questionable life choices? Do you need to rationalize their questionable fashion sense? Do you want to be able to say "yes, dear, it's a bold statement" with a straight face?
The purpose of Ultra Justifying is to provide a comprehensive system for justifying the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most inexplicable of life choices made by your spouse.
With Ultra Justifying, you'll be able to say "it's a postmodern commentary on the societal constructs of consumerism" when they buy a $5,000 handbag, or "it's a clever subversion of traditional notions of personal space" when they insist on sleeping in the living room.