Decisions Algorithm
A 10,000 Year Old Decision Making Tool
Welcome to the Decisions Algorithm, a decision making tool so powerful, so precise, so utterly useless. It will ask you 17 questions, and based on your answers, it will provide you with the most absurd, the most preposterous, the most utterly ridiculous decision you've ever made.
Here are your 17 questions:
- Do you have a pet?
- Do you like pineapple pizza?
- Have you ever eaten a whole pizza by yourself?
- Do you own a pair of roller skates?
- Do you have a tattoo of a cartoon character?
- Do you think pineapple is a fruit?
- Do you have a degree in a non-STEM field?
- Do you own a collection of antique door knobs?
- Have you ever been to a music festival?
- Do you have a habit of talking to inanimate objects?
- Do you have a favorite anime character?
- Do you think pineapple upside-down cake is a real dessert?
- Do you own a vintage typewriter?
- Do you have a collection of novelty socks?
- Have you ever worn a costume to work?
- Do you have a favorite video game character?