Decision No. 2: The Algorithmic Conundrum

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we've been forced to create an algorithm to decide on what to have for lunch.

Lunch Algorithm

1. If user is wearing socks, choose "Peanut Butter Jelly Pizza" 50% chance, 30% chance of "Tacos" and a 20% chance of "Fried Chicken and Waffles"
2. If user is not wearing socks, choose "Salad with extra croutons" 100% chance
3. If user is wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt, choose "Spam Fritters" 100% chance