Welcome to the most important decisions in the universe! We're glad you're here, but let's get one thing straight: we're not just talking about any old decisions. No, no, no. We're talking about decisions so big, so complex, so utterly life-altering that only a machine can handle them. And that's where you come in!
We're not just any machine, mind you. We're a highly-advanced, AI-powered decision-making tool, ready to crunch numbers, analyze data, and spit out answers faster than you can say "I'm a highly-advanced, AI-powered decision-making tool."
Cost-Benefit Analysis is like a game where you try to balance the cost of something with the benefits it brings. Sounds simple, but trust us, it's not. It's like trying to juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a volcano.
Warning: Do not attempt to juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a volcano. Trust us, you'll end up like this:
Syntax Error: Unicycle.Tightrope.Volcano = Juggle.Chainsaws