It's that time of the week where you have to make a choice that will either get you killed or get you a snack. Yes, you know the one: Rock, Paper, or Dynamite. We'll break down the options for you, but let's be real, you're probably just winging it.
Rock is the classic choice. It's like the default mode of your grandma's old flip phone. You know, for the low-key, low-tech crowd. It's not the most exciting option, but it's reliable. You can't go wrong with it, right? Wrong.
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Paper is the new kid on the block. The trendy one. It's like, uh, scissors for the soul, man. It's all about the art, the flair, the ephemeral nature of existence. But let's be real, it's still just a piece of paper, which is basically just a rectangle with some squiggly lines on it. You know, the epitome of sophistication.
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Dynamite is the wild card. The rebel. The one that'll blow things up. It's like, the anti-rock, the anti-paper, the anti-scissors. The one that'll leave a crater where your opponents used to be. It's not for the faint of heart, but if you're feeling extra, you know, explosive, go with it.
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And there you have it, folks. Three options, three ways to go. Don't say we didn't warn you.