Decision Tree: Avoiding the Obvious

Step 1: Don't be a Hippie

Unless you're actually a hippie, in which case, keep being a hippie.

Sub-decision 1: Wear a Tie

Because, honestly, you look like you need one.

Step 3: Choose Your Option Wisely

Because, well, you only live once.

Sub-decision 2: Eat Cereal

For the love of all things holy, eat cereal.

Step 5: Live with the Consequences

For better or for worse, live with it.