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Decision Tree: Do I Want a Dog?
Do I Want a Dog?
You're Considering Getting a New Companion... or Are You?
Pros:
- Someone to talk to when you're lonely
- Guaranteed to wake you up at 4 am for food
- Free, unconditional love and support (mostly)
Cons:
- Accidental destruction of furniture and valuables
- Uncontrollable shedding (hair and snot)
- Unplanned veterinary visits to 4am emergency clinics
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Or maybe just stick with your current, non-destructive roommate?
Keep My Current Roommate