Decision Tree of Doom

For when you're faced with a choice that will inevitably lead to ruin

Should I buy a puppy?

Decision Point: Do I really need a new pair of shoes?

Do you have enough money to buy a new pair of shoes? No, you probably don't.

But do you have enough style to pull off a pair of neon pink stilettos with neon pink laces? Probably not.

Don't buy shoes (duh) Just buy the shoes