Irrelevant End

Where Decisions Come to Die

At Irrelevant End, we specialize in making decisions that are completely and utterly meaningless. Our team of expert decision-makers will craft a decision that is as useful as a participation trophy.

Our decision-making process involves a rigorous series of steps, including:

1. Step 1: Flip a coin
2. Step 2: Look at the result, but not too closely
3. Step 3: Make something up

And that's it! With our patented Irrelevant Algorithm, you can be sure that your decision will be as irrelevant as possible.

Learn more about our Irrelevant Algorithm View our Irrelevant Decision Tree