Decision Tree of Irrelevancy: Choosing Randomly Forever

Here's your randomly generated decision tree:

Step 1: Is it Tuesday or Thursday?

Choose:

It's Tuesday
It's Thursday

Step 2: Does it involve a cat?

Choose:

It does involve a cat
It doesn't involve a cat

Note: The links to the subpages will continue this process of generating a randomly determined decision tree, until you choose a final "answer" or the process is otherwise terminated.