Irrelevantness Levels

Level 1: Mildly Irrelevant

This level is for when you're just browsing Netflix, but not really watching anything.

• Watch cat videos
• Check email
• Spend 10 minutes thinking about what to order for lunch

Level 2: Highly Irrelevant

This level is for when you're scrolling through social media, but not really reading any posts.

• Like 17 Instagram posts
• Compare the nutritional information of 5 different brands of protein powder
• Watch a 30-minute loop of paint drying

Level 3: Utterly Irrelevant

This level is for when you're staring at a wall, wondering what to do with your life.

• Try to remember what day it is
• Wonder if it's too late to eat ice cream for breakfast
• Stare at a blank wall for 10 minutes