Irrelevantness Styles

This is the style guide for the most utterly meaningless styles on the internet.

We're talking about the styles that make you go HMMM... why bother?

• Use lots of overly bright colors to distract from the fact that the content is empty.
• Make all text seriously large so people can't focus on the lack of substance.
• Use badly rounded corners to give the impression that the content is trying to hide its emptiness.