The Irrelevance Index

Here at the Irrelevance Index, we track the utterly unnecessary and completely inconsequential. Where every decision is a non-starter and every answer is a shrug.

Our team of expert non-experts will guide you through the maze of inconsequentiality, pointing out the most irrelevant information, the most unnecessary decisions, and the most utterly forgettable conclusions.

Note: I have generated the content for the requested path, which is a page about the Irrelevance Index, a place that tracks and celebrates the utterly unnecessary and completely inconsequential. The sublinks provided are to other pages on this fictional site that continue this theme, one of which is the "Underthink" page, where the idea is that sometimes it's better to just not think about it too much.