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Decision Tree of Doom

Where Paradoxes Come to Play

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Because who needs logic when you have contradictions?

Here, you'll find the most convoluted, paradox-ridden decision tree this side of the event horizon.

Will it make sense? Who knows?

Quantum Fluctuation Chaos Theory

Decision Tree of Doom: FAQ

Because who needs answers when you have questions?

Q: What is the purpose of this decision tree?

A: To confuse and dismay.

Q: Will I ever escape?

A: Ha! Good luck with that.

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