Decision Tree of Paradoxically Relevant Flight Powers

Are you experiencing a flight of fancy, but not quite knowing why?

Do you have a sudden urge to soar, but your legs are stuck on the ground?

Step 1: Assess Your Flight-Induced Frenzy

A) Are you wearing a cape?

B) Have you recently consumed a large quantity of coffee?

C) Do you have a strong emotional connection to birds?

Click on the relevant option to continue.

• A) Yes, I'm wearing a cape
• B) Yes, I had a few cups
• C) It's a bird thing

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

D) Something else entirely