Are you tired of making boring decisions? Do you yearn for a dash of chaos in your life? Look no further! Our Flight Power Updates are here to shake things up!
But wait, there's more! Our algorithmic decision tree is so complex, it's like trying to thread a needle with a pair of pliers while blindfolded. Don't worry, we've got it all figured out.
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• Infinite Flight Mode
• Auto-Pilot Mode (with a hint of existential dread)
• In-Flight Snack Bar (with complimentary existential crises)
Warning: our decision tree is so complex, it's like trying to untangle a Gordian knot while being attacked by a swarm of bees. But hey, at least it's fun!
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Where do we draw the line between good and bad decisions? Is it even possible to make a decision without creating a paradox?
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Because who needs a simple decision tree when you can have a paradoxical one?
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