Paradoxically Relevant Decisions

You've reached the Decision Tree of Paradoxically Relevant Decisions.

This is a decision tree designed to guide you through the most paradoxically relevant choices.

Decision 1: Eat a bowl of spaghetti while standing on one leg

Is the paradoxically relevant question: Do you have the stomach for that kind of commitment?

Yes, I can do that No, I'm not that kind of person

Decision 2: Wear a tuxedo to the grocery store

Is the paradoxically relevant question: Do you have a formal event to attend or just a formal attitude?

I have a formal event I just have a formal attitude

Decision 3: Sing the entirety of 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' at the top of your lungs in public

Is the paradoxically relevant question: Are you ready to face the judgmental glances of strangers?

Yes, I'm ready for my close-up No, I'm just not that kind of person